i fucking hate crankworx

so…its crankworx….simply put, too many fucking humans in the village, you can’t go 10 feet without meeting a swarm of tourists with their slr’s and lack of deodorant. Believe it or not I actually tried to do park laps today, after meandering through the hoards of spectators I was stroppy enough to complain…twice.

Anyway, yesterday was the joke of the year, the mountain bike worlds “greatest riders” stroking their cocks to their own videos at the G.L.C. well done you hacks.

Do me a favor, enjoy the fact your actually popular for less than two weeks then you get back to the world where your a mountain bike nerd like the rest of us, unless of course you have tattoos, Riffle, your safe….except your v-neck American apteral shirt is getting more attention from the men looking at your bitch tits than anything else.

The rest, get a fucking clue, your not that impressive, your not from Whistler and you have far less game than E.A.

Further more, congratulations to Harry, Paulo and Jack for being the top 3 for a long long time, Tristan�.your beating yourself up enough off days are off days.

Dear, Dave Patten and Sam Gothorp�. Boys, settle the fuck down…wait, never mind that, I only work one night this week, keep it going. Grey Goose, Dom and Patron are nice but pouring it all over Kevin Bartowski is far more enjoyable. I never want to stop hearing�.�mate that�s only 75 pound!�

That�s all for me, wasted and sleep deprived, I just want to say, Aussies�wait, Convicts stop fucking about. Things that can be burned don�t need to be burned and thefts should be left for French Canadians, go back to your own country if your thinking of thievery�Spooner/Harry.

Fuck you

 HAhahahahahaha Who changed this?

Sorry, one more thing to add now that i’ve sobered up a bit…how much human growth hormone has J.D. Swagner been taking! Last year he was a skinny un-assuming kid, this year hes giving Vandam a run for his money.

And who was the person who walked up to Sam today and said “you guys are assholes” then walked off??!

You know what, maybe Crankworx isn’t that bad after all.

Carlos